Boot Tourney
| Player | Color | Seed | Rating |
| Cory | Shit | 01 | 573 |
| Josh | Apple | 02 | 542 |
| Simon | Grey | 03 | 273 |
| Ajay | Dark Green | 04 | 250 |
| Ryan | Black | 05 | 226 |
| Billy | Yellow | 06 | 180 |
| Mark | Sky Blue | 07 | 107 |
| Dan | Pumpkin | 08 | 091 |
| Mo | Muave | 09 | 076 |
| Rodger | Pale | 10 | 075 |
| Jeff | Pink | 11 | 034 |
| Dave | Navy Blue | 12 | 004 |
| Ina | Girl | 13 | 000 |
| Jill | Girl | 14 | 000 |
| Amy | Girl | 15 | 000 |
| Larry | Shitty | 16 | 000 |
© March 25, 1996! by Josh Jones!